why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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