i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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