This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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