so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Your cock deserves a montage
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
