Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize