He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.