girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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