so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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