Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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