There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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