I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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