Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she looked like the before picture.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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