So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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