My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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