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i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed

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(989): i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed http://tfl.nu/j2ib

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He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.

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(518): He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me. http://tfl.nu/ya5v

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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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(262): Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :) http://tfl.nu/dwum

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And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.

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(631): And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic. http://tfl.nu/6fkc

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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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(763): I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it. http://tfl.nu/zncn

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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.

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(760): He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper. http://tfl.nu/lg2v

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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila

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(415): Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila http://tfl.nu/mhdt

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(860): View more from Connecticut

hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party

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(860): hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party http://tfl.nu/8e30

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.

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(615): Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight. http://tfl.nu/ami0

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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...

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(206): The cab driver is now flexing at a red light... http://tfl.nu/j986

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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome

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(732): Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome http://tfl.nu/8jcl

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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late

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(775): This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late http://tfl.nu/ovyj

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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?

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(412): Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf? http://tfl.nu/41qm

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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.

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(703): Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village. http://tfl.nu/vbou

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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place

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(307): He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place http://tfl.nu/50j6

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