you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.