Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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