Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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