this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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