Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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