we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You took a bar mat shot.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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