Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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