So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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