Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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