I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize