gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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