how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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