I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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