What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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