I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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