I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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