so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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