let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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