Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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