Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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