I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How does one acquire holy water?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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