That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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