I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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