I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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