Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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