in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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