Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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