I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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