I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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