We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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