dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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