I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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