Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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