Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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