those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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