Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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