Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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