so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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