is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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