did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
